Swan Dive

When a girl with huge boobs walks into a room. Like the guy from the Old Spice commercial, you just wanna climb up to the highest point of the room and jump down mimicking the motion used in the commercial. "Swan Dive!"

Girl walks into your workplace with huge boobs and wearing a low-cut shirt. As soon as she leaves, you look at your co-workers, hold your hands above your head in a swan-dive position and say "Swan Dive"!

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Black Swan

Black Swans are inside traders, front runners, market manipulators. Black swans create market swings. Black Swan insurance might possibly be an undercover federal investigation; a sting.

The Mad Max of Wall Street Anthony Elgindy was a Black Swan (con); and his partner, a crooked FBI agent (insider).

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Swan Dive

While moving in to give a blowjob the girl or guy sneezes/coughs and gets poked in the eye by the massive boner.

"My girl totally has a black eye after she did the swan dive last night. It was awesome!"

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Swan lake

The shittiest place on Earth.

Person one:"If I wanted 6474658 pounds of weed, where would I go?"
Person two:"Swan Lake."

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Rick Swan

Absolute elitest in every aspect. Musical virtuoso, rock hard abs and the only guy capable of fulfilling any ladie's wildest fantasies.

Rick Swan

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Black Swanned

The act of not holding back and putting your whole being into accomplishing a task, usually resulting in a state of awesomeness. Originates from the popular movie Black Swan starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.

We won our scavenger hunt because we were running all around the city and we black swanned all the challenges.

Oh man, I totally black swanned my powerpoint presentation today. I made a bunch of crazy slides and inappropriate jokes, and the client loved it.

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The Forbidden Swan

for⋅bid⋅den fer-bid-n, fawr- swan swon

A sex act of either mutual or sole discretion in which a copulating couple of any sexual orientation lock the door to the room in which they participate in intercourse, forbidding a swan from entering the room.

Person A:"What's that bird doing sitting outside that door?"
Person B: "Ah, someone's in the middle of doing the forbidden swan! dirty bastards."

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