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Not wanting to miss out on seeing your friends in a bar, you pop in for 1 drink despite being incredibly busy.
Dave on the phone: "Mate come down to the Jolly Nags Chariot & Monkey Castle, everyone's here!"
You: "Can't mate, got shit loads on at the moment."
Dave on the phone: "Come on! Just a Taylor Swift."
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An attractive younger female of questionable age; strattling the line between legal and underage whose public behavior or attire show immaturity. Males may be hesitant to approach due to uncertainty of legal reprocutions.
There were Taylor Swifts everywhere at Old Navy.
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There was a total Swift sitting in front of us at Twilight.
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Check out that Taylor Swift over there in the Hanna Montana shirt.
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look at the charts .. it's all taylor swift !
i mean yeah she IS the music industry
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A musician who writes mediocre pop songs about her 57 exes.
She also looks like a horse girl and has one of the worst fan bases in modern music.
Guy 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Taylor Swifts new album?
Guy 2: Yeah, shit was trash, plus, Kanye made that bitch famous
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Hater:Omg Taylor Swift sucks. She is so fake!
Me/other swifties: Take that back! Taylor Swift is Queen. There is no reason for anyone to hate her.
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