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1) person that goes absolutely bonkers over playing the Wii and can play 25 hours a day if you let them
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)
SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing
While playing Wii Sports, Jacquie whined and cried until Melanie let her be Player 1, so Melanie told her to stop being such a Wii-tard!
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A stupid person who will believe any lie from there corrupt god
How do so many TRUMP TARDS EXIST?
A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .
Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?
Tyler: Your such a shit tard.
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The tingling sensation of embarrassment felt on behalf of others - often felt during a musical performance by someone not musically talented, or when watching a person make a retard of themselves. Similar to the jibblies.
Brett Bretterson tried to serenade what's her face with some love song. Man, that gave me some serious tard tingles.
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Goosebumps that occur out of empathetic embarrassment.
When one person witnesses another person commit an act of such severe social discord the first person will become embarrassed on behalf of the offending person. When the embarrassment manifests itself as goosebumps, this is known as tard bumps.
The surface area of the body covered in tard bumps determines the severity of the case, measured by three specific states: 1.)Tard bumps on some area of the body, usually the arms or back of the neck.
2.) Full Body Tard Bumps wherein the entire body is covered in tard bumps.
3.) Tard Bump Seizure, wherein the case is so severe that the body actually convulses and one must remove themselves from the offending site, drink heavily or at the very least, close one's eyes.
Tard bumps frequently occur during amateur sporting events, courting scenarios, any time a person uses a british accent, anything involving stage actors, any scenario in which high-fiving is the most frequent cooperative gesture and any scenario in which one person attempts to fit in through misguided and energetic means.
P1. (Singing loudly while high-fiving and making eye contact) You got mud on yo' face, big disgrace, kicking yo can all over the place!
P2. (To P3.) Let's get out of here, this dude is giving me serious tard bumps
P1. (Still singing) We will, we will, ROCK YOU!
P3. Yeah, if he does another air guitar solo I'm going to have a fucking tard bump seizure.
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a young adult who dont work and lives with mom
he is still a mom tard
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A water creature that has one horn, a low shield weakness in the back, and comes out of a red pokeball before evolving into its adult form. The color of the Ri-Tard is ever changing, similar to that of a chameleon, blending in with the colors of its surroundings. They are typically peaceful creatures unless provoked. The Ri-Tards greatest defense mechanism is the Ri-Tard call, REEEEEEE CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK, which is a call to arms to all other Ri-Tards to come to the one in need. The Ri-Tard's motto is "We are one" since together they create a whole which is greater than the sum of their parts. Another useful defense mechanism is the ability to intentionally pass out when in danger. These defense mechanisms are critical since the species is endangered- only 11 Ri-tards exist in the known universe.
Shhhh! You don't want to awaken the Ri-Tard.
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