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Cooch Capture

A photo of a woman's vagina generally sent over a text

" Erica just sent me a Cooch Capture while I was showing my parents a video, I'm so screwed. "

by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023

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cooch brush

a toothbrush you hand to a stank ass hoe so they can wash their stds away

Henry: Here Ally, use this cooch brush to wash your stanky cooch you std infested bitch

by Urban Bone Master September 24, 2020


Cooch Braille

Rubbing a vagina with your fingers. Masturbation of a chick.

I'm well versed in cooch braille...... I'm good with my fingers.

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016


Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.

by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017


cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.

My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!

by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 2, 2022


cooch goblin

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

by UrbanTh August 8, 2017


cooch gremlin

The result of unprotect sex.

Where is Tara? She is at home with her Cooch Gremlin Robert gave her.

by JayRizzy November 27, 2021