tara rant

The act of using a long train of swear words to describe all, any, and every situation.

Person1: Hey Tara, how are you today?
Tara: Fine, just like a motherfucker whore gay asshole jackass that loves to eat shit.
Person1: Oh dear, what a Tara rant.

Person2: Hey Tara, what'd you do today?
Tara: Just sitting here waiting on the gay bitch faggot sunshine to come the fuck out.
Person2: Gee, that Tara rant was horrible.

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Tara Diamond

if you are caught doing a Tara Diamond this means that you have been caught masterbating to a friend on facebook

tara diamond:
dude were you jerking off?
wtf is that my sister on the screen

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Tara's Tits

In sales-related industries, Nothing, zero, nil.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.

It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.

Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"

Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".

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Tara Sardana

Tara Sardana is the type of girl you see when you are on vacation, and you never forget about her. She has the most voluptuous curves out of anyone (EVER), and she has the most beautiful..... personality..... ever. Sitting next to her is like sitting next to Gandhi, as there is so much knowledge and wisdom to obtain from her. She has a wonderful family and dog, and an amazing, fantastic, beautiful, smart best friend whom she loves more than anyone, including her parents. She does not put men before her best friend. EVER.

Damn. Tara Sardana is one fine piece. I'd tap.

tara pops

When you want to eat at POPS Beyong Better Burgers.

Guys can we go tara pops?

tara jane

she is kind, caring, funny, weird, happy, excited, strong, shy, and creative. she will be there for you, when you are sad. she loves swimming and learning how to fight. she is shy and awkward at first but when you know her she is funny and crazy. she loves to sing and dance when she is alone. she does not like any romance. she is a wonderful person if you know someone like her you are lucky

person: who is she?
2 person: I don't know but she does act like a tara jane

Tara preisser

The most awesome girl ever. This is actually so awesome. I’m bored tbh but love u anyway. I don’t feel like going to bed but whateves. I’m super excited to play sims tommorow. Okay lols bye love u

We should totally watch gossip girl tommorow

Tara preisser: Yea totally turn after we can play sims