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Canadian-born teahadist who represents Texas in the U.S. Senate, he helped orchestrate a government shutdown as part of an effort to defund the Affordable Care Act
Ted Cruz seems to have just one goal in life; stop the Affordable Care Act no matter what.
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After getting fired from his dead-end job, John took his old Cavalier out for a Ted cruise, leaving over 20 dead.
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its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.
Chris got mad at Evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.
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When the male sucks the shit out of a woman's ass. He then proceeds to spit the shit in his hands, and masturbate with it.
I can't wait to meet with Susan tonight, I've been thinking about a Dirty Ted all day!
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When a person in a relationship drops the L Bomb way too soon. Ted is referring to Ted Mosby In How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM)
Bf: I told my gf that i love her last night!
Bf Bro: DUDE! Totally a Ted Move, thats only your second date!
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A phrase used to describe an abnormally large piece of excrement.
Damn! That Cow just took a huge Ted Cruz on the ground!
I just took a Ted Cruz in the toilet. Took me about 3 flushes to finally flush that big turd down.
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Another name for Ted Nugent.
I listened to the song "Stranglehold" by ol' Uncle Ted.
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