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What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.
Billy was getting deep cavity searched by the TSA but they sent him along with Terminal Blue Balls.
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The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head
My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.
When your computer crashes for unknown or known reasons like viruses, or unplugged cords.
"Dude, sorry i didn't respond to your email. I had a terminal market crash."
"No problem, just reply when it gets back up."
Someone who continuously enters relationships only over the Internet because they don’t know how to actually start an IRL sustainable relationship
“that person only e dates people, what a terminal e-dater (non-derogatory)”
It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.
Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"
Being at the absolute peak of simpitude, to the point where you'll actually die
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen BigBoi recently?
Guy 2: Nah fam, they got Terminally Down Bad and died lol
A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog
Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging