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when you can’t go out with your cousins to smoke but you sit with a friend, get tipsy and talk
“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”
“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”
An woman who micromanages every aspect of a Thanksgiving holiday and tends to overreact to minor issues by blowing them out of proportion.
Thanksgiving Karen (or the more masculine-identifying Thanksgiving Chad, plans out and executes all details of Thanksgiving, including menu, decorations, transportation, post-dinner activities, etc. The upside is that the food is always amazing. Just be careful to do exactly as you are told and never, ever, ever go off script.
Rudy: Hey, what are you doing for Thanksgiving, bruh?
Carlos: Going to my mom's house for some fantastic food. She's always been a Thanksgiving Karen, you know.
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The Spirit of Thanksgiving is when one member wears a pilgrim hat, and the other wears an Indian headband. Then one of the members stuffs their asshole with stuffing and tops it off with gravy. The other member then proceeds to eat out all of the stuffing and gravy while listing the things they're thankful for. The member with their asshole being eaten has to gobble like like a turkey while being eaten out.
Dave: "Dude so I heard you went to Jessica's house last weekend! How was that?"
Jim: "It went well bro, I really showed her the spirit of Thanksgiving."
After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.
Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year
The act when one puts mashed potatos into the anus of their significant other, then warms gravy to a scalding temperature. One would then proceed to pour the boiling gravy into the anus of their significant other as well as rubbing turkey skin on their vagina or scrotum. Then would use a spoon to scoop out the potatos mixed with gravy and excrement, then put it on the turkey skin and eat it.
Yo man, I gave that girl I got from the bar The Thanksgiving Special, this November is gonna be lit.
The state of feeling after consuming three to four cocktails, approximately half a gram of cannabis, and a sizeable meal spread out over the course of an afternoon.
Grace neither wanted to get extremely wasted or high this Saturday, so they compromised and just got thanksgiving drunk.
Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.
I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.