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Cunt

An incantation that will release unimaginable evil when spoken within 100 yards of an American woman. Even the nicest women will becomes demons of the apocalypse when they hear the word or hear that it had been spoken. The male genitalia will become utterly useless except for urination. This is mainly due to the fact that every woman within 100 miles will know that he had used the incantation. Commonly referred to as the C-word. Men refuse to utter it even when counseling young men about the word's evils. They say “It starts with C and rhymes with runt”

He said she was a cunt and she ripped his head of and shit down his neck.

by Mark 69 May 31, 2005

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Cunted

noun 'Cunted' - to be receive a blow, strike, tackle, beating, walloping or injury of such severity that there are no other words in the English language to adequately describe the it. It is similar to 'mullered' but more severe

noun 'cunted'
1. that bloke on youtube that got hit by a bus was properly cunted
2. one of those poor bastards running with the bulls at Pamplona is going to get cunted
3. Mike Catt was totally cunted by Jonah Lomu in the Rugby World Cup
4. if he pisses me off one more time he is going to get cunted

adj 'cunting'
1. that bull proper gored him... gave him one hell of a cunting
2. a cunting is what will happen if you are hit by a bus
3. we are going to give the opposition rugby team a good cunting

by kavorkaa January 14, 2014

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cunt

C - can't
U - understand
N - normal
T - thinking

Damn you're a cunt!

by MoeJanglez May 19, 2015

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Cunt

Amber Laura Heard is an American actress and activist. After a series of small roles, she had her first starring role in the 2006 horror film All the Boys Love Mandy Lane. She first gained mainstream recognition for supporting roles in the films Never Back Down and Pineapple Express.

"Wanna know whos a cunt? Amber Heard is a fucking cunt"

by Justice for Johnny Depp April 27, 2022

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CUNT

Acronym meaning: Culturally Unified Native Terrarian (CUNT). A gender, race and culture neutral term for the confused and easily offended Socialist pinko.
This acronym was designated by the Australian Government to assist white men in their endless quest to be more sensitive towards the rapidly growing number of moaning cockfags in the workplace.

The white man can now fearlessly engage in conversation with all weirdos without needing to waste time pretending to give a fuck about their beliefs with a simple ‘Hello CUNT’.

‘I can’t work out if they are a male or female’.
‘They are neither, they are just a CUNT’.

‘African gangs seem to be a problem in my area’.
‘Dude, show some respect. CUNTs enrich our society.’

‘Hello, I’m a man hating transgender, bi-sexual indigenous, Muslim, greens voting, arts student’.
‘Well hello CUNT. Where are your CUNT friends?’

by Zoltan Technician September 1, 2018

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Cunt

Something you should NEVER call a woman.

Don't call a woman a cunt. She'll kick you in the dick.

by PoonSlayer20 May 26, 2017

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cunt

a mate

top of the morning to ya cunt

by dekdek July 29, 2013

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