Did i ask

Its something a rude middle school kid says because they dint have a comeback

smallpp69:my grandma died
waploveronmymom:did i ask tho

Did I ask?

The most annoying answer in the existence of the scientific universe.

Jimmy: My house got robbed yesterday, we're trying to find the-
Michael: Damn that's crazy bro, but did I ask?

Did an angel speak?

Did someone just fart? (rhetorical)

This is a humorous way of alluding to a fart that cannot be overheard when in company. It appears in James Joyce's "Portrait of the Artist of a Young Man" when a group of students are discussing various philosophical issues. One of them farts and another of the group asks him: "Did an angel speak?". It is also defined on FartNames.com as "any loud fart in church". Joyce obviously used it humorously, aware of its religious connotations.

did i ask

a phrase commonly used by people who don’t have a comeback for an argument or just want to annoy another person. did i ask will never be funny.

p1: i have something to tell you..
p2: did i ask

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Did i ask?

When someone tells you something totally irrelevant to the conversation. Also one of the meanings for the acronym ask.

*Talking about new appartment*
Person 1: "Did you know that the stork is the national animal of Denmark?"
Person 2 : "Umm, did i ask?"

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got er did

the past tense of git er done

Did you git er done?

I done got er did.

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Did he die

A youtube fad where a user will comment 'did he die' if a person in the video falls, gets even mildly injured, or for any other unrelated reason.

Sometimes the comment will be in a different form where the user states a explanation accompanied with 'he died.'

The people who do this are either trying to be funny or piss people off, in which case the latter usually occurs.

*Kid flips off dirtbike*
Asshole128: omg did he die?

or

Asshole393: i heard that he broke his ribs and then he died.

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