If you were born on May 26th it means your insantly a boujie baddie grr
X: Whens your birthday?
y: May 26th
X: Oh so your a boujie baddie grr
It’s play Stardew Valley with your little brother day! Get ready to play for hours and have fun!
Oh boy it’s finally May 26th! Lets play stardew Valley.
Talk back to your teachers day!
Finally it’s may 26th I can finally tell miss young to shut the fuck up
You: ms young shut the fuck up, and turn off that damn heater bitch.
All men starting with the letter L gets head
on the 26th June Luis gets head
day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt
friend: did you guys april 26th?
guy: hell yeah we did.