4 Loko

24oz can of pure recockulus energy drink mixed with 12% alcohol. The favorite drink of a crazy person. Tastes like carbonated antifreeze mixed with plastic bottle vodka in a toilet. The strange interaction between the caffeine, alcohol, and rat poison in this drink gets a person beyond drunk. The technical term for this reckless state is 'different'.

Shit bro, if i have one more sip of this 4Loko i'm gonna get so different i might get us a hooker and more coke.

Get that 4 Loko out of my face before we all get different and rob a liquor store.

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4/20

Just so everybody is clear this is how 4/20 actually started.

4:20 was the time of day some stoners at San Rafael High in Northern California (represent) would get together every day after school to smoke weed and get high. It is now a huge part of our culture, basically the word for the "weed culture."

It's also a holiday, April 20th, (coming up!) and the only place to be at 4:20 on 4/20 is Hippie Hill in San Francisco.

hey dude look, it's 4:20, take a hit!

shit, what are you doing on 4/20? GETTING HIGH OF COURSE

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April 4

National Cuddle with youre girlfriend die

My gf’s birthday is on the 4th

Erhard:Hey Hailey it’s April 4th
Hailey:Stop omg

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August 4

Ask your mf crush out today. I don’t care if you are a boy or a girl fuckin do it

Since it’s august 4th I am gonna ask my crush out

december 4

World Wide Handsome day.

Jin was born on december 4th! Kim Seokjin is THE WWH

4-MAX

4-MAX (4-MethylAminoreX, 4-Methylaminorex, 4-MAR, 4-MethylAminoRex, U4Euh, U4E-uh) is a drug that is stronger and cleaner than methamphetamine, and last 12 to 16+ hours. The dose range is 5mg to 60mg+. It doesn't cause brain damage like methamphetamine does, but does cause lung damage even if swallowed in pill form or snorted and it doesn't matter if you smoke it or not. Crystal 4-MAX is transparent. 4-MAX led to hospitalizations and death.

DeShawn: I smoked 4-MAX and became successful, but ended up hospitalized from lung damage. I'm sticking to Speed and Flmodafinil stacked with Tropoflavin.

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Florida 4

A group of 4 washed-up men in their late 20's and early 30's who played high school sports together but are no longer athletic by any means embark on a long weekend vacation involving cocaine-fueled, homoerotic activities in another state (typically during the winter months) with the guise of a "Boys golf trip"

Florida 4 man 1: "The Florida 4 trip was so epic bro! It was two weeks ago and I still can't breathe through my nose"
Florida 4 man 2: " Bro, it still hurts when I sit. Florida 4 was awesome!"