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One step beyond pro-choice. Polar opposite of pro-life. Origin: I hate sharing my shit with my younger siblings. I wish those bastards would have been aborted.
mom-"Share your shit with your brother, boy"
me-"God I wish you would have fallen down the stairs."
An "Indian Abortion" is performed when an unexcited Indian brave pushes his pregnant squaw down the stairs.
Edgar Spotted Bear was not very happy when he found out that one crazy night in the sweat lodge with Jonnie Squatting Dog yielded a soon to come papoose. Romulus Rides at the Door told Edgar that only solution was to take Jonnie up to the top step of the bleachers and perform and "Indian Abortion."
Used when just saying "thats fucked up" isnt enough for such a disturbing situation or idea.
Id rather go to an abortion shower than a Justin Bieber concert.
Life Abortion
- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.
Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.
Result:
You get crunk.
Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.
Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.
When a male or female has to defacate, and a stranger penetrates their anus with a hard or sharp object, smashing the once solid poop into a mashed up liquid mixture. Usually results in pain and inability to work or do physical activity, along with runny poop for at least a week.
Nick: Hey Joe, How's it going?
Joe: It was going good until Cameron gave me a butthole abortion.
Nick: Dude that sucks, you won't be able to start pitching for the game on Wednesday
Joe: I know, Cameron's really gonna get it this time!
When a pregnant women doesn't have enough money for a regular abortion. She goes down to mexico and gets tied up like a pinata and the little mexican children swing at her hoping that candy will come out but an unborn fetus comes out instead.
Diana had to get an abortion, but she didn't have enough money so, she went down to mexico and had a Mexican Abortion.
to punch or kick a pregnant chick in the stomach, as done in the city of Buffalo, as described by Dean Blundell.
Dean: Have you heard about the Buffalo Abortion?
Todd: No what's that?
Dean: That's when you punch the chick in the stomach.