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While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.
If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.
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when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk
guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!
The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.
Aw shit Abby you have lovesick blindness, so I’ll be your wingman.
when you blind fold a girl who’s masturbating while you go and get butt fucked by a horse
You tryna go to my uncles farm and preform a blind chariot
choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time
See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.
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when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color
K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"