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Sometimes a family member you chose to be unbiologically related to. They are there to create bucketlists with for planning what you are going to do over the summer. The relationship between you two doesn't matter on how long you have known eachother or whether you were born in the same hospital at the same time. It consists of whether that person is willing to walk into your world when the whole dang world walks out. Friends are the ones who notice if you're sad and ask you why; then they'll give you a hug and walk away. But a BEST BUD is one that asks you why your upset and keep bugging you on the subject until you are all sun-shiny again:D They call eachother names, crash quineneras or wedding parties with eachother, and just sometimes talk about how growing up sucks butt!!! They think of solutions of how they are going to be together in the same high school classes, near eachothers colleges, and being neighbors when buying a house. They just want to be there to hug eachother and laugh at the randomest things in a life that is utterly boring.
WARNING!!! BEST BUDS, come and go. Sometimes you have to be ready for the heartbreak.
Alexis and I are best buds because she's weird and I'm weird and we complete eachothers weirdness!!! :9
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The sexspecialist wished to enter him with her strap on and asked him to bud
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It can be substituted for marijuana, dagga, ganja, dakka, herb, weed, greenery, giggle weed, the doctor, love bud, giggle blossom.
Joy: Need some giggles. Got any giggle bud?
Happy: Yep, set yourself down, and prepare for "Giggle Wonderland"!
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Foamy water with a small amount of alcohol added. Anything you might taste while drinking is purely imaginary.
The unfortunate party guests ran out of real beer, and were forced to drink bud light the rest of night.
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A 5'4 fashion major that goes 2 school of the fags who cant get a girl in his own grade, so he hits on the younger one and tells them about how rich he is and the ask them out on his boat, and from wut we hear he looks like a girl and is a really big dumbass
Bud: "hey katie you want to come out on my boat with me"
Katie: "ya!!! I would love that!"
Bud: "We will have fun" (hes thinking in his head "yesssss!!!! im getting my dick sucked by this broad"
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Quite possibly the 5 wisest words¹ ever spoken on TV.
¹ Spoken by Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show, circa 1960's.
Barney Fife: "Nip it in the bud! You got to nip it in the bud! ... Nip it! You go read any book you want on the subject of child discipline, and you'll find that every one of 'em is in favor of bud-nippin'... Only one way to take care of it."
Andy Taylor: "Nip it."
Fife: "In the bud."
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Piss flavored water. From the princess of beer Budweiser- the weekest damn beer ever.
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