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Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023


Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021


calvin abdullah

he’s a really cool guy who is strong tall and hot. he’s also super popular

A: hey have u heard abt nh??
B: No Thats lame
A: At least calvin abdullah goes there
B: oh yeah he’s rlly cool

by iamatammyfan November 24, 2021


Fat calvin

It's a helluva nickname

Fat Calvin! It do got a ring to it.
Fat Calvin! It's a helluva nickname.

by Wayne_brady07 June 7, 2023


calvin conerly

A person who would be a whore and would go to kalama high school and date a siara.

You see that dude over there I bet his name is Calvin conerly and dates siara and goes to kalama high school and is emo

by Someoneelse6969 June 20, 2017


Christa and Calvin

they are the most loving people. He knows how to help Christa out even though he is shy. They both know how to satisfy both of their needs. They love each other so much. They have the best sexual intercourse ever and also they have the best make out sessions.

Christa and Calvin is the couple that always loves each other no matter what.

by chimmekelly July 30, 2018


Logan Calvin

Logan Calvin is the sweetest and most handsome boy you will ever meet. The second he walks in the room his smile lights up the whole place. He always protects the ones he loves and cares about. He will make your heart melt with how much of a gentleman he is. Logan has a great sense of humor and the cutest most contagious laugh. The boy you’re gonna wanna keep in your life forever. Logan is so romantic, dorky and has the best personality you’d ever find in someone.

I love Logan Calvin <3

by Logan Calvin December 2, 2021