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An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."
Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.
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Some stupid shit Zach said a few months ago. Meaning really angry.
On an anger scale of 1-10, “mad finna chapped” is anywhere between a 7 and 10; although in rare circumstances, it can mean 11.
“Bruh I’m mad finna chapped, my cousin’s boyfriend stole all the sandwich meat again.”
to be pissed off about something
i have to work today. That chaps my ass.
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When a certain person , place, situation , idea or task is very unpleasant ,distasteful, and in general pisses you off.
"This new supervisor is is revamping all of my work!!!
That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!
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Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.
Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.
He’s a one slap chap
A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.
ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.
ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!
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A disease in which the ball sack is extremely dry due to the lack of showering.
Whoa Mohamed originated the chap sack syndrome.