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You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.
"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."
In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism
I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it
When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.
Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."
Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"
Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!
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When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion
-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"
-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"
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Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.
Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.
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when your roommate cock-blocks you inadvertently, just because he/she lives there and wants to go to sleep, making it not really his/her fault, but frustrating all the same. This becomes even more frustrating when your partner has roommates as well, leaving you completely dry.
Last night I got hit by an inadvertent cock-block. Talk about frustrating.
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Its when you're with some friends at a party or some sort of get together and one of your friends is flirting or gettin with someone and you need to leave.
Lets cock block and roll this mother f*cker
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