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Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.
Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.
Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
Gorgeous, sweet, loyal and dummy thicc
Damnnnn you're dating Chloe curtis? Damn you lucky mother fucker
A specific individual who is both sexy and charming. He can effortlessly lighten your mood and make even the grumpiest girl smile. He loves all types of music and breaks out into adlib raps that rival the original lyrics. He is strong, kind, and hotheaded. He likes to tease and flirt but becomes adorably awkward when faced with "sexy time". He will knock you off your feet and try to catch you before you fall. He is a Purty Curty or Curty 2 Purty
We need a hero. Let's call Curty 2 Purty. He's the life of a party and the wet in my panties.
The sexist fat ass ever to walk on earth. With a dick size coming in at 11.5 inches.
“Omg did you see Hunter Curtis today? He’s so sexy and hot”
when someone named curtis says something that is gay, stupid, hentai/weeb related, or acts completely oblivious to the current conversation/current event
'bro thats a curtis moment' 'lets hope we don't get a curtis moment tonight'
This expression simply means that you are "such a good kisser"
It could also be used to describe tentacles on an octopus.;
you are Logan Curtis
when you slay so hard and look so fucking sexy you are serving Curtis.
Person 1: dang look at they guy
Person 2: oh he is soo serving Curtis