Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.

"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"

derbied

derbied
/dərpiəd/
INFORMAL
exclamation
1.
used as a substitute for a negative verb, regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.

Tyler Parker derbied when sending that text.

Risky Derby

To risk shitting your pants on a school bus

P1:DON'T PLAY risky derby
P2:but..

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

derby day

A day in which Archie, Joe, Ben and Tyler all play each other on Sneefa 20.

Ben: "WHO'S READY FOR FUCKING DERBY DAY BOYS?"
Tyler: "Who"

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date