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The one true derby is hull fc vs hull kr
Not the rivalry between saints and wigan
The Hull derby is the one true derby
When someone pretends to live in a different location than they actually do to people online, for the purpose of fun and amusement for themselves and group of online friends.
"Brungba has totally pulled a Derby in group chat, that fool think they from the other side of the country!!!"
Term used in association football to refer to a match between two clubs from the same city/area.
i.e: Liverpool - Everton (Merseyside derby), Milan - Inter (Derby della Madonnina), Barcelona - Espanyol (Derbi Barceloní)
"Yo, are you gonna watch the Manchester derby tonight?"
"Yeah why not."
Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby
1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"
2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"
When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.
This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!
When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.