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What a slut, that aeroplane dress is so short you can almost see her cockpit!
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Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.
'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'
'Maybe she's born with it?'
'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.
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carrying a gun, rolling strapped with a peice, having a heater in ones tuck, holding that problem solver, working with that ice machine, holding that iron
i can't get through a metal detector because i'm dressed heavy.
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Dress used for shagging. Ofen made of a silky fabric very short and sexy. Basicly a wrap-around-towel like garment easy to strip off.
Woman: Im getting hot under these covers.
man: Well strip your shag dress off you fucking cow!
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1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.
"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"
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When poor people put on their sunday's best from 1984, to go clubing in 2006 and work it like they are a perfect ten. Poor man's "good" clothes.
Girl 1: Hey Girl!, Look at you, all dressed to the nine!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 1: All right now!
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e-mail address, shortened in the manner of 'e-zine,''e-tail, etc.
Created 2002 by Bill Marsano, writer
She's hot. Did you get her digits and e-dress?
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