Dirty Duke

The act of going and sticking out your tongue and using it to lick your canine’s shlong. A classic reversal of The Canine Special. There are still debates on if this constitutes beastiality.

Duke: *Bark!*
Renato: Shut up, I already gave you a Dirty Duke today!

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Duke Dennis

smart,plays video games,DEEBlock,Best Stretch IN 2K

Duke Dennis Is The Best Stretch Of All Time

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Duke Depp

The sweetest human being ever with the prettiest smile I'm not really sure if he's real because he is so perfect.

Who is the most perfect person in the universe?

IT IS DUKE DEPP AND THAT ON PERIODT

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duke nukem

duke nukem, our dinnertime source of entertainment!

lets play duke nukem!

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Duke Lacrosse

n. a powerful NCAA lacrosse team whose reputation has drained instantly due to some stripper who keeps on changing her story repeatedly and three overprivileged players and a desperate D.A.

v. to suffer from a crazy scandal

Man, I just got Duke Lacrossed because of that crazy bitch. Man, I'm going to end up like that Collin Finnerty guy.

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Duke Rider

(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER)

Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.

1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant

Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.

It's going to be a tough mission, men. Some of you won't come back. Just remember, when the going gets tough, we have Duke Rider back at the club pouring coffee and watering eyes. Make the maggot proud!

Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!

Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.

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duke sucker

A variation on the term Cock Sucker, Someone who sucks on a man's Micro Penis.

give me back my car you Duke Sucker!