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To go number two, from the show 'John from Cinncinati'.
Oh man, pull the heck over dude, I need to dump out.
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When someone dumps their significant other by changing their facebook relationship status instead of actually saying anything.
I'm not sure if Lottie knows that I dumped her yet. I gave her a facebook dump, but I don't think she's been online today.
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The intestinal apocalypse that occurs approximately twelve hours after drinking a copious amount of beer. The image and sound of this event is typically considered similar to the Deepwater Horizon Gulf Spill and Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, respectively.
Andrew won the Case Race last night, and now he's taking a beer dump I'm my bathroom - on the bright side, I probably have enough time to go stock up on bleach and paper towels!
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A dump with the feeling equivalent of taking a dump for seven days.
Joshua had to cancel plans with Jessica because he was enjoying his grand Dump Sabbath.
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Dating someone until they give up some sex then breaking up the next day.
Sally is home crying because Jeff did the old pump & dump and she aint got a date.
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1. A toilet clogging dump
2. A dump that pokes back up out of the water cause its so big.
Yo, he just took a giga-dump, we need to call the plumber.
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When you dump out the rest of your cocaine bag
Bro 1- Yo how much coke we got left?
Bro 2- Only half a G
Bro1- Fuck it, dump sack
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