Crisp'n Fruity Rice

A knock off of the popular cereal brand "Fruity Pebbles" often found in poor southern homes. Consists of multi-colored cardboard bits.

I love my Crisp'n Fruity Rice, now if I could only afford some milk!

tootie fruitie

a very wet pussy

a fag or a gay

a pancake order at I-Hop with some type of fruity toppings

Howard: Damn that bitches pussy was wetter than a tootie fruitie!!!

John: You just a wag ass tootie fruitie!

Greg: Can i order the tootie fruitie please?

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Stupid Fruity Loud

A type of marijuana, not reggie, not mid, not zone, kush and above. Tend to be used by drug dealers to describe how potent their marijuana is.

When a drug dealer is sending out mass text messages to his/her customers he/she would say something like "I got that stupid fruity loud on deck."

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Tootie Fruitie Putie

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.

How’s my Tootie Fruitie Putie today?

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Fruity Queef Nugget

A person who is being a complete asshole.
and you just feel like killing.
and needs to get hit by a queef nugget.

"Get off my girlfriend you fucking fruity queef nugget!"

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fruity malooty

A young man who resembles a butler

Zack: Hey, it's a fruity malooty!
Scott: You're right!
Mike: Hey guys, leave me alone!

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fruity pebblin

puffin that jurassic grass

tell that barney rubble to quit fruity pebblin

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