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The act of defecating on train tracks
After a wild night on the town in Trenton, Karen got a bad case of the jersey squirts.
A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.
Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."
When you gotta take a shit so hard the clothes start coming off.
"Hey man, is Joey ok in there?"
"Nah Christapha he's been takin a Jersey Shit the past few hours".
A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.
Los, stop rolling Jersey Sparklers.
To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.
Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"
this is when your car gets blocked in by other vehicles on the freeway, and you cannot get loose. can happen with as little as 4 other cars.
"Damn, caught in the Jersey bo again!"
The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).
Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/
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