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A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.
1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."
A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.
After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.
The jizz pill is the dried semen that remains in your belly button after someone jiizzes all up in your tummy space.
I gotta shower to get rid of this jizz pill.
1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock
2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)
1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly
2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?
Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.
The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face
After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.
Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.
"You're an utter jizz cock."
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A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
Your playing call of duty, whilst wanking, and someone starts feeding you wagon wheels = Comfy jizz
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