Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).

Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.

Making Knees

Rubbing knees with another person in a manner alluding to sexual attraction.

"Dude, he was totally making knees with Roxy. I think he wants to bone her!"

dunkers knee

Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)

Me: Yo long josh are you good ?

Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up

MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?

Lex: why?

MICAH: my dunkers knee !

*lex pulls over the vehicle*

MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap

Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up

MICAH: my fault woe, feel better

Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up

Knee Slapnea

The most invigorating form of exhaustion known to clothed humans. In this condition breathing is interrupted for 15-30 seconds when laughing uncontrollably. Untreated, it may lead to spontaneous flatulence and staining of undergarments.

I feel terrible, I told Bob a joke and he fell down, rolling around in a fit of Knee Slapnea, am I responsible for any injury?

knee ko

A knockout via knee strike.

Hey, did you hear that guy yell "knee ko" over there? Let's get some pool cues and go pound his nose down through his asshole.

Keeg’s Knees

Keeg has no knee caps. Therefore he has never caped. He can’t cap, he is keeg with no cap.

I shit my self and threw the turd like Peyton Manning bro Keeg’s knees dawg

Knee Crotch

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.

My knee crotch is sweaty.