knee time

Knee time is an opportunity at any given moment to get on your knees and suck your manager off for a promotion.

Micheale put in a lot of knee time to get her promotion.

SHELBY'S KNEES

A PERSON WHO HAS LITTLE OR NO KNEES OR STRAIGHT LEGS.
NORMALLY BEN FINGLAND'S GIRLFRIEND AND ARE NEVER VERY SEXY AT ALL.
UGLY AND STUPID, PEOPLE WITH SHELBY'S KNEES ARE ALSO KNOWN AS KINGS OR QUEENS OF VIRGINITY

SHE'S FLAT AND FAT AND SHE'S GOT SHELBY'S KNEES
LET ME LICK YOUR STRAIGHT LEGS OR SHELBY'S LEGS

Knee Crotch

The space behind your knee connecting your thigh, knee and calf together.

My knee crotch is sweaty.

Knee Removing

The action of removing one's Knees. For example you have met someone you hate or deny to enjoy his/her presence, you simply 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘴. This action has been commonly in the 1800's for torture. You can also call your local knee remover, to do the dirty work for you.

Wow, I sure do hate that guy, He really does need a Knee removing.

knee skinning

A sexual term, but when not undestood by girls can be awkwardly described as an "adventure" so not to look desperate

Boy-Damn why are you at College I really wanna do some knee skinning with you
Girl-WHAT!?!?!?
Boy-Ummm....It means adventures, not something sexual :S
Girl-AWK :/

Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).

Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.

dunkers knee

Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)

Me: Yo long josh are you good ?

Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up

MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?

Lex: why?

MICAH: my dunkers knee !

*lex pulls over the vehicle*

MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap

Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up

MICAH: my fault woe, feel better

Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up