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Marbles

It is 100% NOT a sport!!!
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.

"Marbles is a varified sport, even my mom agrees" - Josh
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan

by joemama...__?? October 23, 2019


Marble

One of a kind grandma. She’s like a fancy, prim and proper, hard headed, super stubborn, gracious and hard working elegant bull dog. Very loyal to family. Spoils her grandchildren.

My Mamaw’s name is Marble

by SavyAnna_luvsGODlacyjacobnabby October 8, 2022


Marble

1. A hard crystalline metamorphic form of limestone, typically white with mottlings or streaks of color, that is capable of taking a polish and is used in sculpture and architecture.
2. A small ball of colored glass or other material used as a toy.

''The Taj Mahal has white marble''
''Look! A marble race!

by Rhoddium October 21, 2021


marble

A different material ball

got the marbles?

by This server is for DOORS Conte April 26, 2023


Marble

An item that sea sponges seem to worship. They all want to be the marble. So they lick, wash and date it.

I gotta lick the marble, I gotta clean the marble, I gotta date the marble, I GOTTA BE THE MARBLE

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017


Fuzzy Marble

Definition a:
-A fuzzy bald head
-A crew cut that is fuzzy and round
Definition b:
-ball sack

"you got a fuzzy marble man! 😚"

by actPOSSUM October 31, 2024


John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it

Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles

by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021