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A long held ritual and common cultural practice found in the andes mountains of peru. In this act of sexual degradation the male partner bends over his female counterpart and inserts his penis in between her butt cheeks much like a hot dog. (Note* It is important for the male to be worked up for he must be ready to ejaculate instantaneously). Once this position is set, the man then punches the woman beneath him in the stomach and makes her fart. The force created by her farting is said to release the ultimate male satisfaction.
My girlfriend dumped me because I asked her if I could perform a peruvian mudslide.
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The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide
Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE
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When anal sex triggers massive diarrhea on the part of the receiver. So entitled because the resulting spray of shit, lube, and cum resembles the namesake ice cream.
Chad was taking Allie up the backside and thought it was the best ever until he unclogged her colon and got a Tillamook mudslide all over his bed.
When someone takes a shit in the toilet so big is leaves a smear across the whole bowl resembling mud sliding down the sides.
Omg I went into the washroom and Sarah left a moosehorn mudslide
Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.
Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.
(noun) A (generally homo)sexual act in which one person penetrates their partner's anus as that person defecates, causing a power struggle between the two solids. Can be either intentional or unintentional. Takes its name from Madison, WI, the sjw capitol of the world.
Mark: Dude, last night I was super horny, so naturally I called up my fuckbuddy. He said he was down, but hadn't "gone" in a while. Long story short, I was too horny to care and ended up with a Madison Mudslide. That's like the third time this month!
Gabe: "He" is a trans-phobic micro-aggression. Please use the non-gender specific "they."
Customary Canadian sex act that involves eating an entire bottle of thousand island dressing off/out of a stranger’s anus.
Often accompanied with a Malaysian Jam Tango.
Hoser McMapledick: So you gave that gay Indian hipster a Kingston Mudslide, eh?
Justin Trudeau: Yes! My omnisexual midget manservant gave me a Spicy Tuesday the entire time. I came buckets!
Hoser McMapledick: Typical Thursday.