ur mum

a term used to describe when you have no other comebacks to say or referring to morgz mum who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her

you're an idiot. ur mum. OHHHHHHHH

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Mike's mum

Possibly the most sexual being you will ever lay eyes on. This smoking hot chassis can't walk past you in the street without her chebs being on display. Boy oh boy those bazongas are just lovely.

Known to patrol the streets of Liverpool in her favourite crotchless tracksuit during certain times of the year

Ben: "Here Patrick, did you see Mike's mum the other day?"

Patrick: "Mmmmm Mike's mum"

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your mum

Something you can say:

1. Just for the plain the hell of it
2. To answer questions you can't be fucked answering
3. To answer questions you don't want to answer

Another version of your mum is 'your mom'. But I'm Australian soo yeah.

Example 1
*awkward silence*
Me: Your mum.

Example 2
Marie: What's the answer for question 14?
Me: Your mum.

Example 3
Marie: Who do you have a crush on?
Me: Your mum.

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Aarons mum

A very large Troll who has an unfortunate case of missing teeth, therefore making her Gummy.
The spawn that retreats from her blue waffle is known as Choad.

Aarons mum

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Ya mum

Ya mum is commonly used as an irrefutable comeback when properly used. The result is best if it implies something to do with the insultees mum being sexually active. Being females the results are funny as we dont REALLY like ya mum.

(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)

e.g

Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.

or

Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.

or

Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!

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Gary's Mum

A world renowned insult, developed in East London. Used in most conversations. It's origin derived from a woman who gave birth to a strangly gay son called Gary. His mum herself has been insulted on numerous occasions and has been known to be called a MILF, Cougar, cow, Pink Panthers left testicle e.t.c.

From post-latin origin: Garrius Madreus - "very loose woman who is mother of Gary the queer"

Person A : Where were you last night?

Person B: I was at Gary's Mums House

Gary: Shut up you fuckrag

Person B: Your mum Gary

Person A: Yeah Gary, lets spend some time in your mum. Everyone else has.

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Rookie's Mum

The Ultimate In Sex Education pay this whore 5 bucks and shes yours alll night know what im saying

Hey rookie's mum heres 5 bucks

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