when your friend is so deeply stoned that their eyes are half-closed like a muppet
Dude, look at me! I'm so high, I've got muppet eyes!
Complete dick with verbal diarrhea comments that are mouthed without thinking of the consequences.
What a complete Trump Muppet. You're a dick and a complete waste of time. Why should we listen to your shit.
Muppet juice is another word for meth. When meth addicts lose their teeth( and most do) they look like Muppets (puppets made famous by Jim Henson. Such as the Muppets and fragil rock)
Meth being the "juice" that causes this. "Muppet effect"
*** your average junkie...(" hey man I need a lol Muppet juice , can you front me a $20 til I get my check cashed at 5 tonight?? I'll pay you this time you have my word"
A person with facial hair or hair on their balls.
Marilyn Manson referred to the producer as a gay muppet and kicked him off the set.
During a prostate exam the doctor forces him or her arm into your anal cavity and works your mouth like a puppet!
Last year at my prostate exam, my doctor made me his Arizona muppet and worked my mouth like a puppet!
Receiving a hand job with a sock with googly eyes.
Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!
What's that?
Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.
A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.
*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.