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New York's little brother. The music,slang, and style of NY seems to reach New Jersey nearly a year after it faded out in NY.
"BRO it was a MAD nice day at the beach"
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Possibly the worst state to live in; the people are all idiots, the taxes are too damn high, it smells like hell, there are so many laws; New Jersey has more laws then every other state, everyone sucks at driving, everything is insanely expensive, you are either rich or poor; there is no in between, everything is insanely overly competitive, and there are so many fucking people! New Jersey isn't that big and the amount of people here is way to high. Honestly, I can't think of one positive thing to say about it; food is mediocre, there is a shit ton of traffic, the seasons suck; summer is too hot, winter is too cold. I have lived here my whole life and I would give anything to get out. NEVER MOVE TO NEW JERSEY. Everyone hates Newjersians.
Newjersian- "Yo what state do you live in?"
Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
shithole new jersey awful
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Easton, Pennsylvania isn't the end of the world, but we can see it across the river.
You came from Jersey? I'm so sorry.
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The Capital of Sicily (since the good Italians arent from Sicily); ie. The armpit of America. Known as the garden state because... well, they do... eh... Are in no way associated with anything beautiful and living!
I hate people (who are from _______)/ (who look like ______)/ (whose skin is ______)/ (who think that____)
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The crap strip of land separtating Pennsylvania and the beach. And thats about it.
"Hey man, you want to go to the beach?"
"Yeah, but we gotta drive through New Jersey to get there"
"Bummer"
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NJ Guy: Heyy
Girl: Heyy where are you from?
NJ Guy: I'm from New Jersey, you?
Girl: Eww, get away from me...
MD Guy: Is this guy messing with you?
Girl: Yeah he is, who are you and where did you come from?
MD Guy: I come from the greatest land of all, Maryland,
Girl: MY HEROO
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Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.
"That kid has a horrible New Jersey accent and dresses like he is always going to the gym."
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