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The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session
Girl 1: img I can't even sit down
Girl 2: why, how comes?
Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn
Girl 2: auch
When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.
I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster
After you cum inside her, her friend slurps it out
She asked her best friend if she would do the oregon oyster with her husband and her
When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.
Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."
an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers
I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.
When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.
I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.
Vagina. Probably needs a wash. Can cause cholera, dysentery, or elaborate and grotesque mutations. Having sex with it is not recommended.
Mate... I wouldn't touch a Canvey Oyster with me mates dick.