Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
On that lily pad means to be high. Lily pad is referring to reefer, weed, trees, ganja, dank, or any other term referring to marijuana.
Lil Wayne: I'm on that lily pad real bad cuz I'm blowin like a ceiling fan
Why are you're eyes so red??
I'm on that lily pad real bad (laughs)
The area in front of a business where parking valets park expensive or exotic vehicles, in an effort to impart panache to the venue.
Ever since I got this Ferrari the valets have been giving me a space on the launch pad
To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.
We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.
He/she had to wear out multiple sets of promotion pads to get that job.
When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.
OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache
Area of fat around the shaft of the pecker in overweight men.
My man needs to hit the gym, his pecker pad is growing.