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When a girls tits look like a snack
Guy - “Did you see that girls Picnic tits?”
Guy 2 - “Yeah dude, real nice snack”
When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it
Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
Noun: A state of alcoholic intoxication achieved by maintaining a 2-2.5 drink buzz for 2-4 hours (as one would do at a picnic or barbecue), characterized by happiness easing into a general malaise and the feeling you're headed for a nap as soon as you get home.
Playing cornhole is way more fun when you've got a good picnic buzz going on.
Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars
Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic
when your dorm bed is way too flimsy and loud so you have to put a blanket down and fuck on the floor
Sam and I had a picnic last night so my neighbors wouldn't know we fucked.
PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer
For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC