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The girl you call when you can only get to first base, because she will run the rest of the bases for you. aka give you sex when you cant pull the dime.
i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.
my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
Verb: When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.
Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.
The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
Will: Come on! You can't just give me another titty pinch of weed?
Noah: You were only supposed to get an eighth and I gave you 4 grams! I'm not going to give you another .1 because you'll just ask for more!
1). to take a dump
Sorry we were late, Sam had to pinch a tater.
Bitch pinch is a term used to describe when someone pinches the joint filter or roach to a point where no smoke can be inhaled. Bitch pinchers usually bitch pinch for no reason an irritate others stoners.
-"Take the joint, man."
-"Bro you Bitch Pinched the joint!"
-"Sorry, man."
When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.
(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)
I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!