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The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".
Resident: That was a crazy party last night.
House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.
Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!
Someone that enjoys thier free time outside but also enjoys the comfort of their own home.
Porch dwellers are typically found sitting outside their front door or just outside their garage/barn.
Favorite activities include people watching and scoffing at loud or over the top vehicles that drive by.
Porch dwellers can also be found in the country typically watching the clouds or listening to the winds of nature.
I'm worried that frank doesn't have a job, he is such a porch dweller. I don't think I have ever seen him not sitting outside.
A dick who yells insults from his/her porch.
Pete from the Walking Dead was a total porch dick to Rick.
Lazy person not lazy black person im gona help take it back and reclaim it aswell as many of my freinds are doing we suggest that you do it to try to make a diffrence.
Jack was looking at his neighbors from his porch therefore Jack is a porch monkey.
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Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.
I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.
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Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.
There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.
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A hard working person that doesn't need pay
your a good little porch monkey
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