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1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.
"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."
"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."
"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"
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n. one who displays the qualties of a Nazi while at the same time robbing others of simple pleasures (i.e. eating pretzels)
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When you stick a pretzel rod in a pussy and there you go. You got a pussy pretzel.
Jenna makes the best pussy pretzels!
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During sex the woman contorts her body so her mouth is next to her anus. The man then inserts one ball in her mouth and the second inside her ass as he puts his penis in her nasal cavity. When he cums in her nostril she proceeds to shoot it out the other side into her own mouth, swallowing.
I would love to have a salty pretzel with you!
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The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.
Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.
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Another word for Hot Wheels.
Stupid people choak on cock pretzels.
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a salty fish. found in your bathtub
"wtf there is a pretzel fish in my bathtub"
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