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Slut jeans that are way to low.
Some girl in low rise jeans wanted $5 sex.
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A shit stain on a map that’s stuck in the past. A majority of the people in the town are meth heads, alcoholics, or both. Although most of the town claims to be religious, they are nothing more than backstabbing liars who will use you to get their way. A lot of people think they are country but they are nothing more than crackheaded/alcoholic cosplayers. Some people think they can “save the town” but at this point it’s like beating a dead horse to try to get it to be a racehorse.
Rising Star Texas is the type of town that should be turned into a wasteland from Fallout
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The term chanted by most hard core southern rednecks to show there pride in where they live
rednecks often have flashbacks from there forefathers who fought in the original war they then have a small seizure and chant "The south will rise again!" often in ball rooms the wall mart or even the gas station where they hang out
scientists believe this is a genetic condition called "fades past"
the injurys of this genetic condition have been severe sence the 1970s when pride rained over.
rednecks began lighting there selves on fire
however a scientist found that beer reduces side effects of the condition. but unleashed more side effects
increased pride.
increased Firework accidents
increased truck explosions
however has tempered down the chanting side effect.
Bill: hey dude you wana go to the wallmart?
hank:The South Will Rise Again!!!!!
Bill:do what?
hank:sorry dude i have this genetic condition called "fades past"
Bill:alrighty then ill pick up a 32 pack
hank:cool dude ill pick up a box of 12 gauge ammunition we can burn off while drinking!
Bill:were the smartest people in the world arent we hank?
hank:Damn straight. now get me those fireworks! i have a idea!
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the way kylie jenner wakes up her (already awake) daughter, stormi.
kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.
kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine
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slogan touted by dumbass rednecks who name their car 'general lee' and for some god damn reason can wear shoes or a shirt but never both at the same time.
I love the south but anyone who thinks there's going to be a second confederacy is simply a moron and thats that.
Hank: "we're poor drunk and stupid, ain't we?"
Beufort: "that's ok. the south will rise again."
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is what a black man calls his morning wood.
i wake as the dark knight rises!~
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Transcending the madness of day-to-day existence with the spiritual equipoise of a buddha. From the headline: World's Largest Buddha Rises Above Phuket.
"I'd like to recommend Johnson for the project, since it is fraught with organizational difficulty, and he is constantly rising above Phuket ."
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