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the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!
TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!
The act of inserting a foot into a vagina multiple times until it is covered with blood.
"Sally was pissing me off so much last night I decided to try for a ruby slipper and got blood all over the carpet."
"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"
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cockney rhyming slang for a curry
i fancy a ruby murray
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A glistening young anus.
How could the priest resist that ruby starfruit looking him square in the face?
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A situation in which a person has the need to search for the perfect partner. However, this perfectionism often results in loneliness. This relates to ruby-blue because there is no such thing as a blue ruby.
Is Norman still dating that Casey girl even though she has crooked teeth?
Nah man, he's got a bad case of the ruby-blues.
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The sexiest woman to ever walk to planet, 98% of all dildos sold in the world are old with her in mind.
"I would leave my husband in a millisecond for Ruby Rose to show me her nipple."
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