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When you make a man take a dump in his hand and use it to jerk off.
I made a man FaceTime me and sewer slide.
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A disgusting sewer rat is a person that hasn't had a shower in at least a month, munches on pizza and nothing else, is shorter than 2ft and is worthless to this planet and out of 7 billion people on earth not one of them like you.
You're a fucking disgusting sewer rat, have a shower cunt!
A freshly hatched turd. One which is worthy of such a ferocious title and often has a dorsal fin produced by your contorted arse.
1. I've just flushed the biggest chocolate sewer shark.
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Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.
*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide
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When you have mad diarrhea and go down a water slide
Man I really needed to shit but after that sewer slide I'm much better
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A woman/man that specifically sells their Anal Cavity for any and all to use, i.e. a prostitute or "working woman"
"Yo dude did you try to hit that over there." -said Jack
"Yeah man, tried her last week. Turns out she's only a Sewer Slide tho"- replied Raquan
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When you are inside a disgusting public washroom stall taking a dump and you get a chick to suck your dick during the process. When you are done pooping, she licks out your ass then you spin her around and stick your dick in her ass while shoving her head in the toilet that you have not flushed(this is crucial). After she has eaten approximately 50% of your shit start effing her in her pussy and slap her back with your right hand hopefully forcing her to puke up your shit. After this is accomplished take her out for an italian dinner and a movie.
Dan: Hey Dave I saw you and Kim out having dinner last night at Little Sicily, what was the occasion?
Dave: Oh nothing, we just did the dirty sewer rat earlier that evening.
Dan: No way! Did she eat enough of your shit?
Dave: No, but I let her get away with it.
Dan: That was nice of you dude.
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