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On January 15th, it’s National annoy squidward day!
P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward
P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?
P1: do you know what today is?
P2: Annoy squidward day?
P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!
When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.
"I was doing The Squidward on Quincy's face."
When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things
If he snitch on me ima hit him wit the squidward no kap
February 15th… SpongeBob people assemble.
“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”
n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose
Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.
A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.