Steaming Tom

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.

Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!

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Steam and Gleam

Looking through a horizontal pane of glass from below, while someone above shits on it

Sam couldnt steam and gleam as he had chronic diarrhea.

Lee loves a good Steam and Gleam!

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Steam Toy

An entry level small appliance used to make "espresso." Amongst the coffee enthusiast commnunity, steam-toys are considered junk and to not make tasty beverages. Steam toys lack the high pressure waterpump needed to make genuine espresso. What it produces is more like strong drip coffee. Common steam toys are manufactured by Krups, Mr. Coffee, Salton, Westinghouse, and Hamilton Beach.

I just upgraded from a Krups steam toy to a Rancillio Miss Silvia and now I'm making real espresso!

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Steamed clam

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.

She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.

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steam and cream

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.

Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!

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[Steam Punk]

Subgenre of "punk" fashion using style combinations from the Victorian era England and the Industrial Revolution. Different from grunge, hobo, cyberpunk, hippie, or dirty punk.

His white button down, fitted pants, boots, and belts create his Steam Punk look.

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Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see

Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.