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To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.
"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"
To beat a niggas ass. Usually while packin heat
yo this nigga talkin shit im botta stretch him out, better yet send his ass to da lord.
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Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.
Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.
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Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.
Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.
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A common exercise among high school and college students whose classroom is in a building with bad digital reception. While attempting to send a text message, a student may need to discreetly reach skyward and pretend that they need to stretch their arms in order to get that one necessary bar of reception. A cell phone stretch can last anywhere between 2 and 25 seconds and may be repeated as many times as necessary.
This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:
1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).
Guy 1: Dude is your shoulder ok? You hurt it lifting?
Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.
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something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes
i used anal stretching cream last night after a good tity fuck
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If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.
Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!