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To be raped in your colostomy site.
The unwilling version of Philly Side Car
That homeless man with the colostomy bag got Side Swiped last night.
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When you are swiping a female and u pull out and then swipe into an oyster shell with the oyster still in it and then the female slurps up that oyster swipe.
U know u have a seasoned female when her line in reference to an oyster swipe is, "Pass me some lemon and Tabasco for this oyster swipe."
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When a stupid driver is so hung up on driving fast and passing cars instead of thinking, that they pass a car and then cut them off while trying to exit the highway.
You're driving, and the car behind you races out to make a pass. They quickly come back into your lane after overtaking you (most likely without signaling) and continue to exit on an offramp. Basically the tool of a driver should have not even bothered trying to make a pass. The correct response is to lay on the horn and yell at them, "NICE FAG-SWIPE FAG!"
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A man masturbates into his own hand, and then shoves his hand into the face of a woman, smearing the semen all over her.
Dude, I can't believe that receiver just panther swiped a cheerleader. THAT'S ending up on Deadspin!
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Swiper no swiping I'm gay
swiper no swiping JB!
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When you want to smell something but you don't want anyone to know, you sniff swipe.
1) When you want to sniff your pits but you want to do it discreetly you lift your arm and pretend you are scratching your nose with your shoulder, but at the same time you are "Sniff Swipe"ing.
2) Pretending to scratch ones nose with your fingers after touching something.
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Using a credit/debit card instead of cash. Taken from Cha-Ching.
"Damn, I got no cash on me. Guess I'll have to Cha-Swipe it"
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