two faced

A person who acts like your friend and is one way around you but acts a different way around other people and talks shit behind your back.

That mofo Bob is so two faced he's nice around me but talks shit behind my back!

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two way

suspenders or some form of similar kinky underwear

she wears a two way but i'm not quite sure what that means (8)

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Two Skin

The skill of sticking two small Rizla (cigarette papers) together which are then used to roll a larger Spliff.

Dam I've lost my kings, I'll have to stick a two skin.

Dude don't be stingey, roll a two skin.

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And then there were two

A phrase used to reduce the awkwardness when you get left with a person you dont really know (eg when alot of people go to the toilet or bar)

*catie, jayne, chris, aaron, mary and tom ALL go to the bog, leaving you and the pretty girl you dont know yet*

*awkward silence*

*you* "hmmm, and then there were two.......

best used BEFORE the awkward silence to show your not at all bothered by the scenario

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Two Gallants

An indie/delta-blues/folk duo from San Fransisco named after a story by James Joyce. Adam Stevens (bass, melody, harmony on guitar simultaneously) and Tyson Vogel (drums) incorporate blues style finger picking and melodic drumming in their songs about murder, theft, the old west, and Antebellum (pre-war) South. The songs are beautifully written and the lyrics are like poetry.

I saw Two Gallants at the Grog Shop and had a blast despite the fact the show started later than it should have.

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two slapper

term used by investigators to describe a suspect/target who requires one slap to start him talking and a second slap to shut him up...

The cops knew their prayers were answered when they realized Carl was a two slapper...

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two cents

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

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