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Max Vega is the sweetest, and most perfect person ever, like everything about him, is just so perfect. His hair is so pretty, just like his eyes are. His personality is EVERYTHING, it matches his heart perfectly. His eyes are like an ocean, they're deep and extremely pretty. He never fails to make anyone smile or laugh. His smile is just so amazing, it can light up a room so fast. It's the way he cares, anything he does is just so perfect. When he smiles, laughs, or even speaks, it's just so PERFECT!! No words can describe how he will make you feel. :)
Max Vega is the most perfect person ever. <3
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When you pack weed and tobacco to the extent that it becomes dangerous to smoke it. That's a real Vega moke.
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The act of doing the worm on top of your partner thus resulting in rough and painful intercourse
After the Vegas Caterpillar I gave her she slipped into a comma.
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Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .
I just got a windfall settlement, but I ain't gonna blow it a Loss Vegas --- they say you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the jackpot.
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One of the best girls camps in the country. Camp of many weathy girls who are stereotyped as japs. Jappy as they may be, none of the girls there act like japs and are all extremly nice. its an extremely competitive camp that wins in everything they compete in. did i say that those girls are hott?
1. Ugh, we are competing against camp vega tomarrow. prepare to lose.
2. YEAh! social with vega tomarrow, those girls are hott.
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A slum that is in Illinois and has nothing going for it besides drugs and losing all your money because there are only so many good jobs and the good jobs don't even pay that good. It is trash and a lot of people end up on drugs or in and out of jail. The code name is for Danville, IL because they really don't want people to know how crappy it really is there.
Hell yeah, man, tonight was the best night I've ever had. I am glad I came to D-Vegas and did nothing all night. Thank you.
-As we get older it goes like this about the homies you went to school with, damn he's smoking pot, to damn bro your doing coke? To wow your on that brown???? to damnn your on meth???
-Well yeah, that's D-Vegas for ya.
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A town that offers little to nothing in the form of excitement.
Named for Hartsville, SC.
You staying in town this weekend? Hell no! There's nothing to do in Harts Vegas.
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