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Someones first experience kissing someone that there dating.
" my first moments as not being a virgin felt incredible as liam kissed me with passion!"
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While eating oysters...
"You have to tilt your head back and suck."
"That's what she said!"
Virgin: "Hey quit it. This virgineer has virgin ears."
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(Verb) - Someone who has no sex life, or other pre-occupation, who is, directly stemming from lack of this, abnormally at good something normal people with jobs, sex lives, families, etc. are just ok at.
Playing a video game (such as Modern Warfare 2) - "Dude! Theres no way anybody is good enough to pull that shot off across the map like that! You're so fuckin virgin!"
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A city in Utah mentioned in Bowling for Columbine because of an ordinace passed requiring all citizens to own a gun.
Felon One: I'm robbing a bank, wanna help?
Felon Two: Where?
Felon One: Virgin, Utah.
Felon Two: Shit I ain't helpin' they's a bunch of inbred rednecks with guns. It's a suicide mission you're on yo' own.
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Someone who has never had sexual intercourse before
1) Hey virgin, society thanks you for nothing
2) 40 year old virgin
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audrias dumb ass way of spelling virgin even though i yell at her that it is not right.
audria: Hey did i tell you i lost my virgineaty to matt even though he has a small dick. well i fucked him twice he is so queer.
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