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when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest
That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me
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The act of farting in bed in order to provide a more inviting environment for one's partner.
Please warm the bed for me baby. Did you have nachos for lunch?
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A vagina that has been stretched so much it resembles or, in some extreme cases, can be mistaken for a bed skirt.
Oh, Alice! I can't find the remote control. I think I left it in your bed skirt.
Alice, I love you but your pussy is a big red bed skirt.
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an unmade bed is a bed which has been left in extreme disarry but is often used as a derogatory term to describe someone who looks as though they were traipsed upon by a herd of elephants after getting dressed because they're lazy and unconcerned about their appearance. Usually this person must be larger in size for it to properly apply but there can be exceptions.
Hey, did you see Melissa this morning? She looks like an unmade bed.
Doesn't he own an iron? He looks like an unmade bed today.
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typically when a couple simply lie in bed all day. the couple participate in "cat naps" as the sunlight tends to stream through the windows. brief sentences are often communicated, as well as cuddling, kissing and romantic sex. showers are often taken much later in the evening together, in which following their first meal of the day will usually take place, back in bed.
yeah, i heard they were bed junkies
i just wanna be a bed junkie
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A place you tell someone your going if you are too tired to go anywhere.
"Yo bro where you going tonight?"
"Yo Im goin to Club Bed, I heard DJ Pillow and MC Blanket is in the house, and the ladies are gettin in free ALL NIGHT!"
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typically, a term applied to females of African descent (but technically can be applied to all non-white women of all colors; i.e. yellow, black, brown , tan) who gives herself to white men of high status sexually in exchange for privileges, promotions, etc. at the expense of turning her back on the people in her community. The term originated from female 'house slaves' back during American slavery.
The character Sheba who plays Leonardo DiCaprio's mistress in the movie Django is a bed wench. The character Olivia Pope played by actress Kerry Washington on the tv show 'Scandal' is a bed wench.
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