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Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.
"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"
When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.
He was so drunk he did 3 chair sits last night.
Certain foldable chairs WILL cause cancer OR birth defects. DO NOT SIT ON A FOLDABLE CHAIR!
Woman: "Did you sit in that foldable chair?"
Other woman: "Yeah, gave my baby two heads."
Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.
After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.
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cpby chair
A foldable chair that is covered in glass
Them: Yo why does that chair have glass all over it!?
Everyone else: cpby chair!
The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.
My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"
When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.
Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .
Hey girl want to come sit in this beef chair